NATIONAL MONKEY DAY 

Sometimes there is absolutely nothing I can add!

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NATIONAL FREE SHIPPING DAY

Work with me on this, please?

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With the cost of the machine, free shipping should be included!

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Free shipping on all stolen parcels?

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Diplomatic shipments are free, right?  

Some thru back channels even…

Or even to an alternate address…

NATIONAL LOST AND FOUND DAY

Who can forget young Alexis taking on the world?

And the ultimate lost and found…

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