BECKETT: TOP TEN TEASINGS. NUMBER 6 Thru 10

 

Not sure why this thought embedded itself on my brain and would not leave until I solidified it in verbiage form.  So here we go, Detective Kate Beckett the straight laced, buttoned up, workaholic with not much time for fun but yet, still has the Witt and wisdom to say something to knock Castle back on his ass.

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So here goes, my favorite innuendoes and teases from my favorite lead detective as delivered on my favorite TV show. See the top FIVE here:

BECKETT: TOP TEN TEASINGS. NUMBER 1 THRU 5

 

 

 

BONUS TEASE

 

 

 

CASTLE:  Would you do it? Would you get the implants?

She looks down at her chest.

BECKETT:  Well, I don’t think I need them. Huh?

CASTLE laughs.

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 What can you say about this one?  Castle did have a history of liking well endowed women 

 

NUMBER 10

 

 

Castle: Well, you’re a mysterious woman, Detective Beckett.
Beckett: Maybe there’s a little more Nikki Heat in me than ya think.

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To someone not well-versed in the World According to Castle, Beckett’s Nikki Heat reference means nothing, but if you’re at all familiar with the character, you know that girl’s not exactly shy about sex. Like, not at all. Not even a little bit.

 

NUMBER 9

 

 

CASTLE:  Hey. X-Ray specs. Got them at the magic shop. I can see you naked.

BECKETT:   Really? How do you like my navel ring?

This catches CASTLE off guard. BECKETT knows she’s won this round.

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On paper, it’s pretty harmless. She obviously meant it to be suggestive, but a question like this could stem from genuine curiosity, like when you ask a friend if they can see your underwear through your dress.

 

NUMBER 8

 

 

Castle: Did you just use the word “veritable”?
Beckett: Yes, I did.
Castle: Sexy.
Beckett: You should hear me say “fallacious.”

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Oh Castle, even you imagination can twist your impressive vocabulary into something that resembles perversion!

 

NUMBER 7

 

 

BECKETT:  Wow. I remember that phase. It’s about when I got my tattoo.

This stops CASTLE. He turns to look at her.

CASTLE :  You’ve … got a tattoo?

CASTLE is speechless. BECKETT just looks at him.

CASTLE:  Where?

BECKETT just smiles.

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What kind of tattoo? Where is it? Too low to show at work? Is it visible in a bathing suit? Castle’s thought bubble could barely contain all the follow-up questions.

 

NUMBER 6

 

 

BECKETT :  Tell me, Brian. (she grabs a cherry) Um, you don’t by any chance carry a liqueur – it’s really delicious and it comes in this red bottle.

Her voice is low and as she finishes her request she brings the cherry to her mouth. BRIAN can’t take his eyes off her.

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Oh how Castle is soooooo mesmerized by Kate’s actions.  And he isn’t even her boyfriend!  He gets just as wrapped up in her innuendo and flirting that he can barely stammer out that they are with each other (albeit just for the undercover mission).  

 

 

So there here you have  it, I will REALLY will try to post 1 through 5 tomorrow.  In the meantime enjoy and please pass on your comments and thoughts!

 

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