FIVE 4 FRIDAY: CJDB PENNANCE

This week we have a guest columnist who after being unsuccessful in a TRIVIA quiz was subjected to do a penance. So, loyal SmallScreenSmackdown aficionado and one who keeps me honest had to provide her top 5 quotes from DEEP IN DEATH. So join me in welcoming CJDB as she makes her maiden voyage into that whirlwind known as FIVE 4 FRIDAY!

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

The bachelor-party cop twins are out there using him as a stripper pole while I make nicey-nice with the press”

NUMBER 5:

“Castle. I’ll see you tomorrow.”

NUMBER 4:

“You dredged up my past for you, Castle, not for me, and you’re too selfish to even see it.”

NUMBER 3:

“Sometimes, when I am bored,I go to Glechik Cafe in Little Odessa and pretend to be Muscovite.”

NUMBER 2:

Him, a cop? Don’t make me laugh. He’s barely even a man.”

NUMBER 1:

SPOT LIGHT SHINING UP MY BOOTY”

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