THURSDAY TOP TEN: BECKETT BEST TEASES

Not sure why this thought embedded itself on my brain and would not leave until I solidified it in verbiage form.  So here we go, Detective Kate Beckett the straight laced, buttoned up, workaholic with not much time for fun but yet, still has the Witt and wisdom to say something to knock Castle back on his ass. So here goes, my favorite innuendoes and teases from my favorite lead detective as delivered on my favorite TV show.

BONUS TEASE:

BONUS TEASE

 What can you say about this one?  Castle did have a history of liking well endowed women 

NUMBER 10:

NUMBER 10

Castle: Well, you’re a mysterious woman, Detective Beckett. Beckett: Maybe there’s a little more Nikki Heat in me than ya think.

To someone not well-versed in the World According to Castle, Beckett’s Nikki Heat reference means nothing, but if you’re at all familiar with the character, you know that girl’s not exactly shy about sex. Like, not at all. Not even a little bit.

NUMBER 9:

NUMBER 9

On paper, it’s pretty harmless. She obviously meant it to be suggestive, but a question like this could stem from genuine curiosity, like when you ask a friend if they can see your underwear through your dress.

NUMBER 8:

NUMBER 8

Castle: Did you just use the word “veritable”? Beckett: Yes, I did. Castle: Sexy. Beckett: You should hear me say “fallacious.”

Oh Castle, even you imagination can twist your impressive vocabulary into something that resembles perversion!

NUMBER 7:

NUMBER 7

What kind of tattoo? Where is it? Too low to show at work? Is it visible in a bathing suit? Castle’s thought bubble could barely contain all the follow-up questions.

NUMBER 6:

NUMBER 6

Oh how Castle is soooooo mesmerized by Kate’s actions.  And he isn’t even her boyfriend!  He gets just as wrapped up in her innuendo and flirting that he can barely stammer out that they are with each other (albeit just for the undercover mission).  

Continuing on with this stream on conscientiousness.  I had forgotten how much fun watching these are.  Alas, how I wish those whom own the rights (ABC cough cough) would come to their senses and reboot this great show. . So here goes, my favorite innuendoes and teases from my favorite lead detective as delivered on my favorite TV show.

BONUS 3:

BONUS #3

Oh Castle. No way you will peel all the layers of the Beckett onion.  And how great was it as she relentlessly teased him in the second shop, truly knocking him off his game!

BONUS 2:

BONUS #2 

Again another great interaction by Caskett! Gotta wonder if she did time on the Vice squad.

BONUS 1:

BONUS  #1

Mmmm, a toughie. Beckett was referring to a CD Castle was holding, but you really can’t say that kind of thing around a guy with whom you have unresolved sexual tension and not expect a reaction. Or really around anyone with a dirty mind, which is most people.

NUMBER 5.5:

NUMBER 5.5. 

Geez I almost missed this one!   This takes double dog dare to a whole new level!  Challenge accepted Mr. Castle!

She regards him and then reaches down, taking his suggestion and popping another button to expose more of her chest. She shoots him a smug, sultry look as she walks down the stairs to the entrance of the bar. CASTLE watches where she was for a second with a slack-jawed look before taking a deep breath and turning to follow her.

Such a well acted scene, a well played game of “can you top this?”

NUMBER 5:

NUMBER 5

Man did Castle ever get floored by that comment.  Never expected that line for sure.  That alone could keep him awake most nights.  Lucky for him the writers remembered that little exchange and reprised it in season 5 episode 17.  In case you forgot: 

NUMBER 4:

NUMBER 4

Oh episode 16 of season 2.was so chock full of innuendos, teases and downright naughtiness.  Kate plays Castle like a fiddle throughout this one it might be my favorite of this season!

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NUMBER 3:

NUMBER 3

Season one Episide 7 gives us a side of Beckett we had not yet been exposed to, name frustration.  Hey what better way to work it out than firing off a few hundred rounds to relieve the stress?  

First of all, they were at a shooting range, the place they always go to work out their sexual energy under the guise of cracking the case. Then, she went ahead and eluded to them having sex while also managing to work in a dig at Castle about this imaginary sex they haven’t had yet. You won that round, Beckett.

NUMBER 2:

NUMBER 2

The runner-up comes from “UNDER THE GUN” Season 3 Episode 3 when Castle seeks womanly/parental advice from Beckett as Alexis is positioning herself toward a new Vespa scooter.  Not tonly did Kate fail to ease Rick’s fears, but rachetted up the uncomfortableness between the two!

NUMBER 1:

NUMBER 1

And with that one line, the  genesis of our favorite show sprung to life.  Not only did she say ‘NO’ she did it with style and substance causing Castle to chase her for four years!

Well there you have it, my top ten.  Please let me know your opinions or additions I may have missed!

castle #caskett #beckett

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